Cyberslacking...Damn true!
打工仔五分一時間「網上躲懶」 (明報) 08月 30日 星期四 05:10AM
【明報專訊】步入辦公室，鍵盤和滑鼠發出的「噠噠噠」聲不絕於耳，大家似乎忙碌得很，但其實很多人只是在「網絡躲懶」（cyberslacking）。全球不少研究指出，打工仔工作時有五分之一時間花在私人事務上，當中最愛浪費時間上網。這更催生了不少專為辦公室懶蟲而設的網站。
曾著書探討辦公室上網現象的華萊士表示，打工仔總會出盡法寶逃避辛勞工作，「現在，你桌上便放進一道通往世界之門戶，而且掩飾容易，令人難以抗拒」。
辦公室懶蟲10招
●交友：上Facebook和MSN等交友網站
●發泄：在網站annoyingcoworker.net向同事「大篤背脊」，或在customerssuck.livejournal.com宣泄對客人的不滿
●選美：到hotornot.com選靚人，到ratemypuppy.com或puppywar.com選靚狗
●打機：關掉喇叭，到games.yahoo.com或games.msn.com玩遊戲
●掃貨：在拍賣網站競投市面買不到的稀有物品
●管理球隊：到fantasysports.yahoo.com扮足球隊領隊，管理球員
●寫網誌：上載相片、文章到自己的網誌
●名人八卦：到thesuperficial.com或ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com了解名人八卦新聞
●72行知多點：到waiterrant.net了解侍應辛酸，或到newyorkhack.blogspot.com探討
紐約 的士司機的生活，以後付小費或許會「爽手」點
●扮工作：如發現老闆突然出現，視窗使用者可按「視窗」鍵的同時按下「M」鍵，隱藏當前程式；或預先開啟donsbosspage.com網站，它會顯示一個試算表，足可瞞過部分老闆的眼睛
時運低
今日時運真係有d低啦，詳情可向本人查詢，哈哈哈...
Essence
It's not about recognition, compliment nor achievement, it's about harmony.
古老的Myers-Briggs
在執拾書櫃期間，看到了六年前的我做了的Myers-Briggs測驗，原來我是ESTP的...
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The Doer
As an ESTP, your primary mode of living is focused externally, where you take things in via your five senses in a literal, concrete fashion. Your secondary mode is internal, where you deal with things rationally and logically.
ESTPs are outgoing, straight-shooting types. Enthusiastic and excitable, ESTPs are "doers" who live in the world of action. Blunt, straight-forward risk-takers, they are willing to plunge right into things and get their hands dirty. They live in the here-and-now, and place little importance on introspection or theory. The look at the facts of a situation, quickly decide what should be done, execute the action, and move on to the next thing.
ESTPs have an uncanny ability to perceive people's attitudes and motivations. They pick up on little cues which go completely unnoticed by most other types, such as facial expressions and stance. They're typically a couple of steps ahead of the person they're interacting with. ESTPs use this ability to get what they want out of a situation. Rules and laws are seen as guidelines for behavior, rather than mandates. If the ESTP has decided that something needs to be done, then their "do it and get on with it" attitude takes precendence over the rules. However, the ESTP tends to have their own strong belief in what's right and what's wrong, and will doggedly stick to their principles. The Rules of the Establishment may hold little value to the ESTP, but their own integrity mandates that they will not under any circumstances do something which they feel to be wrong.
ESTPs have a strong flair for drama and style. They're fast-moving, fast-talking people who have an appreciation for the finer things in life. They may be gamblers or spendthrifts. They're usually very good at story telling and improvising. They typically makes things up as they go along, rather than following a plan. They love to have fun, and are fun people to be around. They can sometimes be hurtful to others without being aware of it, as they generally do not know and may not care about the effect their words have on others. It's not that they don't care about people, it's that their decision-making process does not involve taking people's feelings into account. They make decisions based on facts and logic.
ESTP's least developed area is their intuitive side. They are impatient with theory, and see little use for it in their quest to "get things done". An ESTP will occasionally have strong intuitions which are often way off-base, but sometimes very lucid and positive. The ESTP does not trust their instincts, and is suspicious of other people's intuition as well.
The ESTP often has trouble in school, especially higher education which moves into realms where theory is more important. The ESTP gets bored with classes in which they feel they gain no useful material which can be used to get things done. The ESTP may be brilliantly intelligent, but school will be a difficult chore for them.
The ESTP needs to keep moving, and so does well in careers where he or she is not restricted or confined. ESTPs make extremely good salespersons. They will become stifled and unhappy dealing with routine chores. ESTPs have a natural abundance of energy and enthusiasm, which makes them natural entrepreneurs. They get very excited about things, and have the ability to motivate others to excitement and action. The can sell anyone on any idea. They are action-oriented, and make decisions quickly. All-in-all, they have extraordinary talents for getting things started. They are not usually so good at following through, and might leave those tasks to others. Mastering the art of following through is something which ESTPs should pay special attention to.
ESTPs are practical, observant, fun-loving, spontaneous risk-takers with an excellent ability to quickly improvise an innovative solution to a problem. They're enthusiastic and fun to be with, and are great motivators. If an ESTP recognizes their real talents and operates within those realms, they can accomplish truly exciting things.
Jungian functional preference ordering:
Dominant: Extraverted Sensing
Auxiliary: Introverted Thinking
Tertiary: Extraverted Feeling
Inferior: Introverted Intuition
感覺好像很奇怪.......之前的路真的是循著這個途徑嗎?
*sigh*
Despite that I am not looking too worry, in fact I am really worry. Last night my home was turned upside down for my brother sorting some wanted and unwanted stuff. Suddenly there doesn't seem any "plan" for the future.
Thanks
Suddenly everything have changed...and for all the changes I can do nothing...what should I do...
Thanks for all friends who listened all my words.
